Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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