Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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