Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
