I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Randomize
