He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want to make a zoo with you.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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