come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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