dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
