yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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