is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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