I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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