I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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