Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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