Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Can I color on your dick again?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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