He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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