IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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