Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I faked an abortion last night.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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