You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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