sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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