I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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