Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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