I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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