Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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