Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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