belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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