DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
there is glitter all over my balls
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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