i permit you to call me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I have post one night stand depression
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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