Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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