Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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