If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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