I think i peed on brittanys purse
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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