I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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