Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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