There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
