You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
