I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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