I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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