How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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