If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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