best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Your penis caused this!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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