I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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