i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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