it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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