Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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