its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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