ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
