But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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