i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
