if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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