i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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