belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
