when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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