It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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