weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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