its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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