Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
