He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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